Penis Cactus
$24.99Penis Cactus – Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose
Cheeky name, stunning cactus. The Penis Cactus is a rare, columnar monstrose cactus with lumpy, sculptural growth that makes every plant completely one-of-a-kind. Native to Bolivia, it’s slow-growing but highly rewarding, often developing quirky shapes that keep collectors coming back for more.
This plant thrives on bright light, minimal watering, and a good dose of humor. A conversation starter for sure, it’s both a collector’s cactus and a fun gift for the plant lover who has everything.
PLANT CARE
+ Light: Bright light, including some direct sun, is ideal.
+ Water: Allow soil to dry all the way through before watering.
+ Growth: Slow-growing columnar cactus with unpredictable, sculptural shapes.
+ Bonus: Rare, quirky, and guaranteed to spark conversation.
🎁 Hand-delivered with care from our Portland indoor plant nursery.
